funkyladies Ashlie Slavvins Is Santa’s FUNKY Helper!! ($11.99 ScatShop)

funkyladies Ashlie Slavvins Is Santa’s FUNKY Helper!! ($11.99 ScatShop)

Ashlie Slavvins is here with a belated Holiday Treat!! She was having fun at home for Christmas and decided to spread a little Christmas Cheer – or should I say Christmas FUNK!! Looks like she’s being both naughty and nice

HotDirtyIvone Limp farting torture ($8.99 ScatShop)

HotDirtyIvone Limp farting torture  ($8.99 ScatShop)

HotDirtyIvone Limp farting torture ($8.99 ScatShop)

ellieidol1 Her Royal Highn-ass the Duchess of Toots ($15.99 ScatShop)

ellieidol1 Her Royal Highn-ass the Duchess of Toots ($15.99 ScatShop)

I am Princess Ellie, Duchess of Dorne. You’re my newly appointed royal butler, willing to do anything for the crown. Your first opportunity to prove fealty is before you now…just how devoted ARE you really to your country? I suppose